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July 31, 2014 at 6:00pm
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Reblogged from bqorplain
sophisticated-boom-boom:

…and ritually kill a piglet!

sophisticated-boom-boom:

…and ritually kill a piglet!

(Source: bqorplain, via bloodycowards)

5:00pm
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Reblogged from maria-chera

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2:00pm
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Reblogged from brow

brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

(Source: brow, via ruinedchildhood)

1:00pm
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Reblogged from slayboybunny

jamjars:

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

literally me 

(via dontownemotion)

12:00pm
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Reblogged from toasterstrudel

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via dontownemotion)

11:00am
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Reblogged from chelsamander

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10:00am
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Reblogged from unclefather
houseoffail:

literallysame:

NO

What is this atrocity

houseoffail:

literallysame:

NO

What is this atrocity

(Source: unclefather, via im-outrageous)

9:00am
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Reblogged from lovetoflyanditshows

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

image

(via whollyshit)

July 30, 2014 at 7:00pm
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Reblogged from minorfour

Anonymous said: Liberal media brainwashing. The prostate is not a g spot. Our anuses are not reproductive organs. The prostate orgasm is a myth like cold fushion.

minorfour:

It doesn’t have to be a reproductive organ. I’ve witnesses enough hands-free ejaculations from prostate stimulation to know it does the job :)

6:00pm
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Reblogged from ppaction
ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them. 
Have you been hearing this line as much as we have? Share this.
5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

ppaction:

Anyone who thinks you can just walk into a convenience store and get the affordable birth control you need clearly has no understanding about the reality of women’s lives — and no business making decisions about them.

Have you been hearing this line as much as we have? Share this.

5 fact checks you need to know about the Hobby Lobby decision and how it affects us.

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