i hate babies. they’re ugly. and they scream a lot. you can’t reason with them. all they do is eat and sleep. in these ways babies are just a smaller version of me and i don’t like competition
Movie365 66/365: Baggage Claim, David E. Talbert | ★★★☆☆
The magic isn’t in getting married, it’s in staying married.
jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing
Movie365 65/365: In Fear, Jeremy Lovering | ★★★☆☆
I know where we are now, I can get us out.
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]