February 2010
"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words,...
fuckyeahladygaga:
-Elton John
(submitted by coffeeinmy)
January 2010
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Jeff: why isn't mel gibson dead yet
Glenn: he has connections with god
I could go for some Selenita Gomez right now.
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I need to get laid.
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My heart beats just like a cherry soda in the...
Glenn: Baitbus is the most hilarious porn ever.
Sara: lol wtf is baitbus
Glenn: it's like these people
Glenn: that drive around in a van
Glenn: and there is a chick
Glenn: and they look for like people needing a ride or something idk
Glenn: and then the chick is like oh hey need a ride
Glenn: and then she is like oh hai you want blowjobz
Glenn: but they blindfold the guy
Glenn: and then they switch it to a dude
Sara: LMAO
Glenn: and then like idk 5ish minutes later they take the blindfold off
Glenn: and it's like omgz i ain't no fagz
Glenn: and then they're like oh hai we haz money for you have sex with a dude
Glenn: and then they do it
Glenn: and then when the guy is done
Glenn: they like get dressed
Glenn: and then push him out of the bus like lol k bai without the money
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Fist Pumping Like Champs
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This time baby I'll be bulletproof.
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TWO GUYS
(FOR EVERY GIRL)
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PISS
PISS OUT MY ASS
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I wish I could grow like a full beard
instead of this hobo beard that I always have going on.
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Take a dirty picture for me
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You can take your class shake your ass and drown...
Cause there ain’t no scene in the V.I.P. for me
I find myself entirely way too hilarious.
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Dancing around my room to TiK ToK in my underwear.
could 6 am be any better?
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shall today be TMI thursday?
I think so.
Glenn: omg
Glenn: i almost died
Glenn: just now
Glenn: i was trying to suck a strawberry piece through the straw
Glenn: and it shot out and went straight down my throat
Jeff: kinky
Glenn: ikr
Glenn: I had a post traumatic stress flashback to giving a blowjob
I hate when I'm bored enough to talk to anyone and...
I’ve already changed screen names once because of fuckmunchers like this.
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formspring.me
hay glenn should i watch 500 days or will it make me want to die? x
you should watch it 10 times in a row.
and you should be on msn more I feel like I haven’t talked to you in years.
Ask me anything