Even Reverse Cowgirls Get The Blues.

advicelemon:

“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost True Blood. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

Me too, Liz Lemon, me too.

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    OH GOD ME TOOOOOOOOOO

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    in 20 years. Not

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    A MILLION TIMES YES

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    Me too, Liz Lemon,

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