Sarcastic. Cynical. Webtrovert. 23 years old. Male.
Kinsey scale, 5. I watch way too much television. 
Movies. Facebook.
Ask. Movie List. Submit.
I really feel like if she wasn’t such a pretentious cunt I wouldn’t love her as much as I do.
(Source: bonappetitandontforgetpopney, via paddybear1580)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa omg nooooo
I bet it kills her every time she says that, too. “Oh yeah, you can also buy this in a store, but it’s the equivalent of...
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